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Gammi Forum Gangsta
Number of posts : 226 Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Auntie Gammi... Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:15 am | |
| Any questions you may have on sexual related topics, ask here and I'll answer 'em for you as best I can | |
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Clark Kent Forum Slave Trader
Number of posts : 133 Age : 43 Registration date : 2009-02-18
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:15 am | |
| I have slept with this girl a few times and all she bloody does is squirt evrywhere. Ceiling, kitchen tiles on the dog's on stilts.
What can I do, it's driving me mad. | |
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Jeremy Vyle Forum Slave Trader
Number of posts : 140 Registration date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:38 am | |
| Dear Auntie Gammi.
I recently rocked up at the doctor's and explained I had a sexual problem. After flopping my manhood on the table, the doctor found a small sttering wheel on the end of my womb-weapon.
"What the fuck is THAT???" he exclaimed.
"I don't know", I replied...
"But it's driving me nuts!!!"
What do you think I should do now? | |
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Ccheeky Forum Slave Trader
Number of posts : 175 Registration date : 2009-02-17
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:44 am | |
| - Clark Kent wrote:
- I have slept with this girl a few times and all she bloody does is squirt evrywhere. Ceiling, kitchen tiles on the dog's on stilts.
What can I do, it's driving me mad. Oh dear... But hell i'd love to be able to do that, apparently there is a technique?? Gammi any tip's? | |
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Agony Aunt Newbie - Be Nice
Number of posts : 4 Registration date : 2009-02-19
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:09 am | |
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urinefacewash Forum Slave Trader
Number of posts : 144 Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:53 am | |
| hi...
i masturbated once during a full moon and soon fell pregnant. can you explain the mechanics of this for me? | |
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Jeremy Vyle Forum Slave Trader
Number of posts : 140 Registration date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:10 pm | |
| - urinefacewash wrote:
- hi...
i masturbated once during a full moon and soon fell pregnant. can you explain the mechanics of this for me? Well you don't need Gammi to explain it. It's bloody OBVIOUS!!!! In the midst of self-flunging you must have mistakenly inserted you penilicuar proboscis into your rectal rumtunnel and explungiated within yourself. This practice if often referred to as "ferniculation". You should see GP and declare very loudly in the waiting room, "My name is UFW and I'm a preggo-pervy-ferniculating-flunger!!!" Believe me, they'll greet you with open arms. ...Or else run like fucking hell!!! | |
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urinefacewash Forum Slave Trader
Number of posts : 144 Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:18 pm | |
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halfassedmonkeyboy Newbie - Be Nice
Number of posts : 42 Registration date : 2009-02-19
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:09 pm | |
| - Jeremy Vyle wrote:
- Dear Auntie Gammi.
I recently rocked up at the doctor's and explained I had a sexual problem. After flopping my manhood on the table, the doctor found a small sttering wheel on the end of my womb-weapon.
"What the fuck is THAT???" he exclaimed.
"I don't know", I replied...
"But it's driving me nuts!!!"
What do you think I should do now? stop being such an asshole...? | |
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Jeremy Vyle Forum Slave Trader
Number of posts : 140 Registration date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:14 pm | |
| - halfassedmonkeyboy wrote:
- Jeremy Vyle wrote:
- Dear Auntie Gammi.
I recently rocked up at the doctor's and explained I had a sexual problem. After flopping my manhood on the table, the doctor found a small sttering wheel on the end of my womb-weapon.
"What the fuck is THAT???" he exclaimed.
"I don't know", I replied...
"But it's driving me nuts!!!"
What do you think I should do now?
stop being such an asshole...? Try getting a brain, a sense of humour and a life. They're apparently doing a "three-for-two" offer in Lidl... | |
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halfassedmonkeyboy Newbie - Be Nice
Number of posts : 42 Registration date : 2009-02-19
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Gammi Forum Gangsta
Number of posts : 226 Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:56 pm | |
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Orion Newbie - Be Nice
Number of posts : 13 Registration date : 2009-02-22
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:07 pm | |
| - halfassedmonkeyboy wrote:
- Jeremy Vyle wrote:
- halfassedmonkeyboy wrote:
- Jeremy Vyle wrote:
- Dear Auntie Gammi.
I recently rocked up at the doctor's and explained I had a sexual problem. After flopping my manhood on the table, the doctor found a small sttering wheel on the end of my womb-weapon.
"What the fuck is THAT???" he exclaimed.
"I don't know", I replied...
"But it's driving me nuts!!!"
What do you think I should do now?
stop being such an asshole...? Try getting a brain, a sense of humour and a life. They're apparently doing a "three-for-two" offer in Lidl... wow did you have to use both hands to do that sum? cock Please excuse the interjection but if you look at your hands you'll notice FIVE digits on both sides. And as far as cocks go... You sound like you're surfing way to many left-handed websites. lol | |
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daz10 London Moderator
Number of posts : 276 Location : The red part of North London Registration date : 2009-02-17
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:19 am | |
| Sticking up for Jeremy hey Orion!!! Community spirit well done | |
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urinefacewash Forum Slave Trader
Number of posts : 144 Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:04 am | |
| dear gammikins,
i recently met a girl who asked me to kill her. i would like to know your opinion on a good suit for court dates.
thanks. | |
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Gammi Forum Gangsta
Number of posts : 226 Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:39 pm | |
| - urinefacewash wrote:
- dear gammikins,
i recently met a girl who asked me to kill her. i would like to know your opinion on a good suit for court dates.
thanks. I think you should go with midnight blue suit, pale blue shirt and a red tie | |
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urinefacewash Forum Slave Trader
Number of posts : 144 Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:44 pm | |
| with or without the gasmask? | |
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Gammi Forum Gangsta
Number of posts : 226 Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:57 pm | |
| - urinefacewash wrote:
- with or without the gasmask?
I'd bring it with... you never know when it could come in handy | |
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Smartypants Forum Slave Trader
Number of posts : 189 Age : 40 Location : Not London Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:27 pm | |
| Dear Gammi,
I find myself laughing uncontrollably at this thread..
Whats should I do?
Erm, sex
L, Midlands | |
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Clark Kent Forum Slave Trader
Number of posts : 133 Age : 43 Registration date : 2009-02-18
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:04 am | |
| Dear Auntie Gammi,
This morning whilst stroking my testicles with a brillo pad, I had a thought that I wanted some peanut butter.
What does this mean. Am I pervert?
Thank you | |
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Gammi Forum Gangsta
Number of posts : 226 Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:36 am | |
| - Smartypants wrote:
- Dear Gammi,
I find myself laughing uncontrollably at this thread..
Whats should I do?
Erm, sex
L, Midlands Dear L, You need to desentise yourself to sexual stupidness... I advise you masterbate furiously while watching the life of Brian. If that doesn't work, there's no hope you you! | |
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Gammi Forum Gangsta
Number of posts : 226 Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:37 am | |
| - Clark Kent wrote:
- Dear Auntie Gammi,
This morning whilst stroking my testicles with a brillo pad, I had a thought that I wanted some peanut butter.
What does this mean. Am I pervert?
Thank you No, it simply means the brilo pad you were using was too worn. Go buy a new one and rub harder, really scrub the dangly bastards, then you won't be able to think of anything | |
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Clark Kent Forum Slave Trader
Number of posts : 133 Age : 43 Registration date : 2009-02-18
| Subject: Re: Auntie Gammi... Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:29 am | |
| - Gammi wrote:
- Clark Kent wrote:
- Dear Auntie Gammi,
This morning whilst stroking my testicles with a brillo pad, I had a thought that I wanted some peanut butter.
What does this mean. Am I pervert?
Thank you No, it simply means the brilo pad you were using was too worn. Go buy a new one and rub harder, really scrub the dangly bastards, then you won't be able to think of anything No, that's bad advice. You are trying to hurt me. I am gonna get tregard from Knightmare to give me some proper advice. He knows best. | |
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